the string of losing seasons by the Minnesota Twins that followed the destruction of TCBear's habitat in center field of Target Field
Steve: man, its been 30 years since the twins had a winning record
Joe: ya, its the curse of TCBear. the Twins cut down the trees in center field because some of the coddled players under the Ron Gardenhire regime were too distracted to hit the ball.
Steve: huh, i'll be damned
terry cloth lobster is a more or less real band. They have a list of weird band names, that they say were an opening act for them. The idea is, that what has been said could also be a weird band name.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"