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Whoever Offense 

A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.
Just run whoever offense on him, his defense sucks”
Whoever Offense by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021

No Offense 

Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.
no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong
No Offense by Po Ivey August 14, 2006
When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
offense by Skelwor August 10, 2009

no offense 

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
no offense by C-Mills December 1, 2010

no offense, but 

usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.
Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!

Jews: That was rather offensive
no offense, but by erection_infection December 19, 2013

no offense 

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.
No offense Chelsea, but you suck.
no offense by katopoliss December 7, 2010