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Kardinal Offishall

An uneducated boy from Toronto of Jamacain herritage. He didn't like how Canada wasn't as violent as American cities so he started a rap scence and now in Toronto, there are a lot of punks that go around shooting people like they're gangsters.

The negros of Toronto also get mad when the police profile them but if it wasn't for Kardinal's fuck the police attitude and the fact that everyone who gets picked up dresses in fifty cent style fashion, the police and the public may actually respect and not fear the black community.

Through this, they also allianate the blacks that obey the law by being involved in most of the violent crime in Toronto.
Yo mon i'm Kardinal Offishall and I love encouringing young maa fuckas to be frontin on tha streets and picking fights with white people that dress nice. Violence is ya rack shatza maa fucka so fresh yeahh.

officially 

1. publicly or formally
2. obviously, apparently or clearly
1. Sony officially cuts price of PS3
2. "I'm officially missing you" - "Officially Missing You" by Tamia
officially by lirquen August 25, 2009

Officially Stranded Productions 

Officially Stranded Productions is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that mostly films and releases short comedy sketches on popular comedy web sites. It has gained a cult following lately due to the growing popularity of it's web series Stranded in L.A.

The web series has been featured on many comedy sites including Funny or Die, Break, and College Humor.
Me: Who actually makes all those sketches for Stranded in L.A.?
My Friend: It's a local production company. Officially Stranded Productions.

officially bored 

So bored that it is now official, and there is no escape.
"This party is so lame.. I am officially bored!"
"I'm posting bulletins on myspace, now you know I'm officially bored"

Officially Gay 

you are officially gay when you suck a mans pp and the president sees it
2 gays: *kissing*
the president: you 2 are now Officially Gay! Congratulations!
Officially Gay by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

officially unofficial

A "couple" who can been seen making out at parties together, hanging out at school/each other houses, going to the movies, etc. BUT they insist they aren't dating, mostly because they want to bang other people. Hence why they're officially unofficial.
Dude 1: Whoa, check it out. Matt and Allie are making out again!
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.
officially unofficial by cliffdogg October 23, 2007