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Officeitus
one who suffers greatly from officitus may suffer the following symptoms:
*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*
*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*
*look for the smallest fault or flaw*
*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*
*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*
*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*
*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*
*look for the smallest fault or flaw*
*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*
*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*
*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
ppl who suffer from officeitus are usually ousted..get used to repeating the phrase ''i need more foodstamps''.
Officeitus by OFFICITUSISCONTAGIOUSIAMWEAK:( September 13, 2009
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officeitis
When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.
Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?
Dara: It really is.
Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.
Dara: It really is.
Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.
officeitis by NicoleLF May 20, 2009
Officialsohaadoringgang
The best fanpage in the history of the Internet, made for one of the best people to ever exist in the history of humankind. Self-proclaimed favourite fanpage of the aforementioned best human. Rated A+ by people who rate things, destroyer of star-haters, and popularly called "The Queen's General", the people who know but don't follow this page are rumored to be betrayed in love and don't get biryani in weddings.
"Man, I so wish I was the admin of @officialsohaadoringgang"
"We can't be as cool in this life, Ramesh."
"We can't be as cool in this life, Ramesh."
Officialsohaadoringgang by Huehuehuman November 23, 2021
OfficialSpeak
n. The tendency, exhibited by people speaking in an official capacity, both to overuse auxiliary verbs and to place emphasis on them without reason.
Assuming the plane is on time, a person speaking normal English would say, "Everyone should line up now," whereas the airline representative says in OfficialSpeak over the mic, "We DO ask everyone to line up at this time."
A person speaking normal English would say: "The plane will be taking off shortly,"
whereas the Official Person says: "The plane WILL be taking off shortly."
Not "The plane will be TAKING OFF shortly,"
nor, "The PLANE will be taking off shortly," etc.
A person speaking normal English would say: "The plane will be taking off shortly,"
whereas the Official Person says: "The plane WILL be taking off shortly."
Not "The plane will be TAKING OFF shortly,"
nor, "The PLANE will be taking off shortly," etc.
OfficialSpeak by dunstan July 24, 2015
Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat
A way of disguising the fact that you are calling some one the American English insult of an S.O.B., i.e. a "Son-of-a bitch"
The leadership of large government bureaucracy tend to display the characteristics of a "Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat".
Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat by Alaskan Grammarian March 14, 2020