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one who suffers greatly from officitus may suffer the following symptoms:

*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*

*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*

*look for the smallest fault or flaw*

*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*

*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*

*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
ppl who suffer from officeitus are usually ousted..get used to repeating the phrase ''i need more foodstamps''.
by OFFICITUSISCONTAGIOUSIAMWEAK:( September 13, 2009