Officeitus 

one who suffers greatly from officitus may suffer the following symptoms:

*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*

*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*

*look for the smallest fault or flaw*

*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*

*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*

*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*

ppl who suffer from officeitus are usually ousted..get used to repeating the phrase ''i need more foodstamps''.

Officeitus by OFFICITUSISCONTAGIOUSIAMWEAK:( September 13, 2009

Correctional Officeritis

Wanting to severely injur a retarded or disruptive person in society.

When off duty my correctional officeritis acts up around retarded college kids.

Correctional Officeritis by Correctional Sergeant May 1, 2012

officeitis 

When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.

Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?

Dara: It really is.

Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.

officeitis by NicoleLF May 20, 2009

Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat

A way of disguising the fact that you are calling some one the American English insult of an S.O.B., i.e. a "Son-of-a bitch"

The leadership of large government bureaucracy tend to display the characteristics of a "Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat".

Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat by Alaskan Grammarian March 14, 2020

Officiousnado 

A pretentious non-entity; somebody who does not completely lord it over all he surveys at the workplace or at a social gathering but would obviously like to, he being a sort of “straw-boss” of officious ceremonies, or, if not exactly so, something quite close to being so.

Why, if I did not know any better, my man, I’d call you an officiousnado, but the only reason I’d rather not is that I don’t particularly like spouting compound words or otherwise inventing neologisms while I’m incensed enough to make them up over such an insignificant, pushy little fellow as you obviously are.

Officiousnado by Zamboozee May 4, 2011