Officesode 

N.

Slang for an episode of the hilarious and popular NBC comedy The Office

Cat: Hey Babe did you see that Officesode last night?

Babe: Yea dude, I teared up when Jim and Pam finally said "I do"!!!

Officesode by Bambino624 February 10, 2010

officejet 

An all in machine that is designed to fax, scan, make copies, and print documents. Most of these printers will not do any of the above functions once you bring it home.

My officejet just jammed and got all exploded everywhere

officejet by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Officesick

The equivalent of 'homesick' except that it refers to missing an office that you were recently a part of, or spent a long time in.

Having moved to another role that required him to relocate, Michael didn't realise he'd miss his former colleagues and be as officesick as he was.

Officesick by Mohit Hira January 20, 2014

Officesticated 

An individual who has been working in an office so long they have forgotten what it's like to not be tied down by the 9-5 workday.

Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.

Young Employee - "Why does Derek only speak in cheesy office Clichés?"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"

Officesticated by mp4309 June 1, 2016

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officespace 

(v)To destroy something, especially if it has been an annoyance to you. Inspired by the movie Officespace.

Man, you wanna come help me officespace this old printer? It has been giving me problems for years!

officespace by Traldan May 8, 2005

Officedebo 

Verb. To be officedebo. Officedebo is a term to replace gay or homosexual. Often used on the boards of all versions of Hobowars. Debo for short.

Cheese: Heff, you and the rest of the debo crew are all officedebo. :P

Heff: You know it. *molests you*

Officedebo by |DG| Cheese R250K October 11, 2009