5 definitions by Absurd_Alfred
A sad feeling felt on Saturday night, where you feel like you should be out having fun and making memories but instead you are stuck at home doing nothing. Big Sad Saturday's make you feel stuck with thr choice of wanting to go out despite nothing to do or nowhere to go, or be bored at home even though you don't feel like watching a movie or doing anything.
by Absurd_Alfred April 23, 2023
The Hot Girls Club is a secret organization of all the hot girls you know. It is unknown how deep the club goes, but chances are if you know a hot girl they are involved with other hot girls and they are intertwined with knowledge of other guys, gossip, and current events.
"Ralph, Jessica is so cute! I saw her hanging out with Andrea at the watchtower the other day."
"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
by Absurd_Alfred July 14, 2023
A top-secret code word you would speak quietly to your friend in a demonic voice, to indicate that there's a hot girl nearby.
by Absurd_Alfred April 23, 2023
'Office Hot' can be used to describe someone who would usually be just okay or 'mid' in terms of their looks, but after being exposed to them for a long period of time they appear to be more attractive. For instance, a girl that works in the office would normally never get any second looks, but since you're with them for a long period of time they slowly become more desirable.
Ted: "Hey man, I sorta have a thing for Ashley. I'm thinking about asking her out."
Josh: "You're gonna regret that, dude. She's your coworker, she's just Office Hot."
Josh: "You're gonna regret that, dude. She's your coworker, she's just Office Hot."
by Absurd_Alfred August 8, 2023
An End of the World Dump is a sudden, intense poop that strikes usually at an inconvenient time such as at work or with company. It's an uncomfortable and hefty number 2 that results in a large and explosive shit, so powerful that it feels like the end of the world.
"Jeff, where did you go? We were in the middle of dinner."
"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."
"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."
by Absurd_Alfred June 29, 2023