Office Fit
She is Office Fit, face like an arse and tits like two plastic bags full of custard, but I'd still give her a portion.
Office Fit by Juan Hunglow April 5, 2010
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Correctional Officeritis
Correctional Officeritis by Correctional Sergeant May 1, 2012
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Officeitus
one who suffers greatly from officitus may suffer the following symptoms:
*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*
*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*
*look for the smallest fault or flaw*
*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*
*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*
*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*
*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*
*look for the smallest fault or flaw*
*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*
*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*
*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
ppl who suffer from officeitus are usually ousted..get used to repeating the phrase ''i need more foodstamps''.
Officeitus by OFFICITUSISCONTAGIOUSIAMWEAK:( September 13, 2009
officeitis
When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.
Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?
Dara: It really is.
Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.
Dara: It really is.
Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.
officeitis by NicoleLF May 20, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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