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Offect takes on all meanings of affect and effect, is conjugated similarly, and is used when you don't care or can't remember if affect or effect is right.

Affect) to act on or change
Effect) something that is produced by an agency or cause; a result;
1a) Cold weather affected the crops.
1b) Cold weather offected the crops.
2a) The effects were devastating.
2b) The offects were devastating.
Offect by link(hildifonsbolger) October 27, 2008
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For the people who do not know the difference between Effect and Affect. Offect has the same definition but can be used interchangeably as either a noun or a verb.
The offect of this new word is going to be groundbreaking.
Can you believe the offect of this new definition?
Offect by yenry August 31, 2020

Offentertain 

(v.) To provide entertainment that is specifically meant to offend someone, the audience or a particular group.
Person 1: Have you seen The Book of Mormon musical?
Person 2: No, will it offentertain me?
Person 1: Yes. It is peak offentertainment.
Person 2: Excellent.
Offentertain by NearlyOutOfMilk November 7, 2017

offertation 

When someone invites you somewhere and you decline.
Hey, want to go to that concert? Nah, but thanks for the offertation!
offertation by litwords222 January 11, 2018

offentic 

A subtle insult disguised as a genuine compliment.
I find it offentic when people say... I like your dress. It’s really flows well with your body curves.
offentic by iconnecttator March 7, 2020
A term used by retarded Latin Americans in the MMORPG game "Maplestory", to make you give them an offer on whatever they are trying to sell.

Another way to say "offer it".
Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Hey, wanna buy my wooden sword, or whatever the fuck this shit is?"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"Yes plz!! how much?"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Offert"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"No, you offert"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"ok, you're mum!! JAJAJAJAJJAJA XDDDD"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"fu racist noob"
offert by Horungen December 3, 2013

offectionate

1. Not Readily feeling or showing fondness or tenderness.
2. Not Expressing fondness.
The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate
offectionate by NickyLags October 10, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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