Top Definition
Offect takes on all meanings of affect and effect, is conjugated similarly, and is used when you don't care or can't remember if affect or effect is right.

Affect) to act on or change
Effect) something that is produced by an agency or cause; a result;
1a) Cold weather affected the crops.
1b) Cold weather offected the crops.
2a) The effects were devastating.
2b) The offects were devastating.
by link(hildifonsbolger) September 11, 2008

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