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ricer turn-off 

A variation of the ricer flyby whereby a driver of a vehicle attempts to initiate a race by cutting off the target at a high rate of speed but before the driver of the other vehicle can respond or realizes what just happened while they were minding their own business, the ricer proceeds to turn off onto a side street, parking lot or pull a u-turn.

The technique is usually performed to save face by avoiding embarrassment and keep the ego of the driver and their inadequate machine intact. This serves to boost the self-esteem of the instigator or for the purpose of ultimate internet forum bragging rights.

Historically this maneuver was performed by drivers of anemically underpowered cars but the popularity of ricer turn offs has increased exponentially and can be seen now being performed by vehicles of every make and model including imports, domestics, minivans, pickup trucks, luxury vehicles and mopeds.
*Civic flies by Mustang*

*Civic turns off into side street*

Honda Civic driver: yo man did you see that? i just blew the doors off that Mustang!

Honda Civic passenger: nah brah doesn't count you pulled a ricer turn-off before he even knew what was goin on. We missed the mickey dees parking lot where we were gonna have lunch.

Honda Civic driver: fuck you man i ain't goin back there. i won.

Shelby GT500 driver: can someone tell me what just happened?

Shelby GT500 passenger: *shrugs*
ricer turn-off by mickymickdondons October 19, 2012
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Basically something that disgusts you, find embarrassing or unappealing (mostly) about the opposite sex.
1. Lisa: "So, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time last night."

Natalie: "Really!? Oh my god, how was it?"

Lisa: "It was okay... but when he started climaxing, he farted! It smelled so bad!"

Natalie: "Ew!! What a turn off!"

2. "There was this random girl who danced with me at the party last night. She was so hot. But when she grinned at me at me, I noticed she was missing two front teeth. Immediately turned me off, man."
Turn off by HaltDenMund December 20, 2010

spiderman: turn off the dark 

Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.
Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!

no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.

Turn off-offer

Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.

Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 1:

Woman: "I want you now"

Man: "I want you too"

Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"

Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"

Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!

Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".

Turn off your adblocker

An extremely idiotic thing websites use, basically it's like waving a cross (adblock) at a demon (person with adblock) to go away or turn it off.

Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.
You: I am thirsty for info, let's go to this news website.
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*
Turn off your adblocker by Trumpium December 15, 2021
Things that will make what seems like a really good time in bed, into something unpleasant and embarassing.
"My ex does a much better blowjob than you"

"Is your mother/daughter dating"

"How much do you weigh anyway?"

"Can we get this on"

etc, etc
Turn off by Indeedlydoo September 4, 2005

turn off your hacks 

what everyone dumbshit squeaker would yell when you keep killing them over and over.
Me: 26-0 lead
nub: OMGGGG turn off your hackssss
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)