2 definitions by HaltDenMund

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Basically something that disgusts you, find embarrassing or unappealing (mostly) about the opposite sex.
1. Lisa: "So, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time last night."

Natalie: "Really!? Oh my god, how was it?"

Lisa: "It was okay... but when he started climaxing, he farted! It smelled so bad!"

Natalie: "Ew!! What a turn off!"

2. "There was this random girl who danced with me at the party last night. She was so hot. But when she grinned at me at me, I noticed she was missing two front teeth. Immediately turned me off, man."
by HaltDenMund December 20, 2010

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1. To fail at something, to do something wrong/incorrectly (sometimes repeatedly). Someone that screws up a lot is called a "screw-up"

2. To describe hurting someone emotionally or physically. Commonly used when threatening the one you want to hurt.
1.
Person 1: "I stayed up late last night to study but I couldn't concentrate that well."
Person 2: "You're gonna screw up that test."

"This is the 5th time in a row I'm getting a bad grade. I'm really screwing up."

"I couldn't stop stuttering when introducing myself to him. I screwed up so badly."

2.
"Oh yeah!? You wanna mess with me, kid!? Ohh, I'm gonna SCREW YOU UP!"

Person 1: "Haha, I totally screwed that kid up, did you see his black eye?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he deserved it!"
by HaltDenMund December 20, 2010

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