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drunk off my ass 

The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.
Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
drunk off my ass by Bouch66 February 21, 2006

high off my ass 

When a person or persons is high as fuck! tripping balls and all that good stuff.
“yeah bro tonight i’m gonna get high off my ass!”

ripped off my ass 

a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.
Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.
ripped off my ass by budd April 24, 2005

fucked off my ass 

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying
i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man
fucked off my ass by barbie legs February 6, 2007

no shit off my ass 

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck
guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass
no shit off my ass by beanboy88 January 13, 2010

get off my ass

What you say while being anally r@ped. Typically said when you drop the soap.
Synonyms
get off my ass
stop it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im not in the washing machine yet