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Get Your Hand Off It 

Australian phrase:
1. A phrase used when a person tells you something which is clearly exaggerated or a lie, and you want them to know that you don’t believe them.

2. A phrased used to tell a male to get his hand off of his genitals, or stop masturbating.
"You are trying to tell me you wrestled a crocodile? Get your hand off it mate!"
"Barry, get your hand off it and come and help me in the kitchen."
Get Your Hand Off It by arkanis50 January 7, 2005

Hand off 

When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.
I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.
Hand off by get it wright October 17, 2011

Get your hand off it 

Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."
"I just bought a Ferrari Enzo", "Oh, get your hand off it."
Get your hand off it by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

get your hand off your dick 

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.
Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

hand off 

Also known as the pass off.

At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.
N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick!

L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!
hand off by Norma R November 24, 2006

Hand-off from hell 

Believed to originate amongst the Welsh migrant population of Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada. The hand-off from hell is a technique used in Rugby Union where you smash the palm of your hand into your opponents face sending them sprawling to the floor unable to stop your advance towards the try line.

In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.
"Goodness me that hand-off from hell almost put him in ward 4!"

"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."
Hand-off from hell by Nog1988 January 15, 2019