go off, I guess 

Sort of like "you do you," but with a strong implication that you're talking out of your ass. Basically "you're an idiot and what you're saying is stupid, if you want to keep going I guess I won't stop you."

Bob: "The world is run by lizard people."

Sue: "There's no such thing as lizard people, but go off, I guess."

go off, I guess by Mai Ainsel July 1, 2020

I'm good off you 

I'm done with you. Over it. Not for the bs. DMV slang.

You play too many games, I'm good off you.

I'm good off you by DMVshawty June 22, 2014

No, I don't want to take my pants off 

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

No, I don't want to take my pants off by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010

I'm off work 

The thing SherryDavis says every day in the #irl channel when he's off work. He will send this message every single day he has work without fail. If there is ever NOT an "I'm off work" message, assume SherryDavis is dead, or worse, still at work.

SherryDavis: I'm off work
Reactions: :win:

I'm off work by GDL Dictionary April 8, 2022

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

I’m baking off 

I’m chilling

I’m baking off real quick

I’m baking off by Max and Liam are gay September 13, 2020

Can I Just Slice My Balls Off? 

a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.

in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.

Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.

Can I Just Slice My Balls Off? by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009