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I have read and agree to the terms of use 

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.
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terms of use 

Things people never check or read
Person 1:Did you check the terms of use

Person 2:Nah I read as much of it as congress reads there bills
terms of use by Kewldewd May 22, 2014

Terms of use policy 

Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.
Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong

Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man
Terms of use policy by Mr.Charles October 5, 2011

use of horse 

A term that evolved during the good old days when horses were used instead of militia-style police tactics to complete an arrest.
When you say, “use of horse,” it sounds like “use of force” but in the days of the old West when it began, it wasn’t even violent.
use of horse by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
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illegal use of nut 

When you're banging a hot female referee and you nut somewhere she don't want you to
I was going to town on my sons soccer ref and I pulled out and blew my load in her hair, she penalized me for illegal use of nut

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides. 

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.
Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.