The Wicked Witch of the East

When you pass out in the bathroom from too much drugs or alcohol while in the process of taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Often makes an incredible mess.

To her horror, Sally walked into the bathroom and discovered someone had killed the Wicked Witch of the East.
Sometimes you think you get rid of the Wicked Witch of the East and the Wicked Witch of the West comes around.
See also Wicked Witch, Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West

The Wicked Witch of the East by @WhoaBigBill January 28, 2018

Chungus of the East 

A slavic embodiment of the big chungus himself. Beware, he might look friendly, but once he is angered you don't wanna know whats gonna happen to you. Stay alert, for underneath his innocence is a chungus of no match.

Friend 1: Hey did u see the Chungus of the East yesterday??
Friend 2: Hahahah of course! Looking innocent as ever!!
Chungus of the East: Chunga Ha Chunga WHO Baka Chunga Baka Chunga (the chungan rhythmic anthem)

Chungus of the East by yeetus cleetus May 30, 2021

Beast of the East 

A person who excels in many things, the person does not have to be from around the East coast.

Greg, the Beast of the East, scored all the points in the game and does everything.

Cmart is the official Beast of the East

Beast of the East by BW3Cmart October 26, 2007

just hit the east side of the LBC 

an indication of arrival at a specific location or general area. Inspired by the lyrics from Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate".

I just hit the east side of the LBC.

When I landed in L.A., I told my friend I just hit the east side of the LBC.

Person 1: Where you at?
Person 2: I just hit the east side of the LBC
Person 1: Cool, so you'll be here in about 5?
Person 2: Giggity

just hit the east side of the LBC by rlh06 December 20, 2010

demolishing the east wing of the WH

its a sex term. its when the chick garggles your left nut while u slap her

Kara came over last night and she gave me the demolishing the east wing of the WH last night.

demolishing the east wing of the WH by Neurotox October 23, 2025

Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament 

Year after year in the Big East mens basketball tournament gamblers frequently are perplexed by the outcomes of the some of the games. A simple theory can be followed to help you handicap the games in the tournament -- pick the team with the most relevant player(s) from New York City. This theory is derived from Levance Fields, a point guard on the Pittsburgh Panthers basketball team who led his team to a Big East Championship in 2008. He grew up in Brooklyn, NY and played at Xaverian High School and hit big shot after big shot to lead Pitt to a Big East Crown.

In 2011, Kemba Walker from the Bronx, New York led Connecticut to a Big East Title by winning 5 games in 5 days. Kemba was the most relevant player in the Big East Tournament and led his team to not only 5 straight victories but also 5 straight wins against the spread thus proving the Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament.

Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament by Unitcrusher6000 March 30, 2011

Lick Master of the Far East

A term first coined by the comedic GOAT Sam Kinison during the 80's to mean a person extremely proficient in the art of cunnilingus. The art form is considered a form of meditative practice. Practicing persons presumably have had trained in Tibet in this art for 5 or more years. Training in this art includes calligraphy using one's tongue. Can Write a letter to Santa (with tongue) whilst going down on a female and making her cum before ending the first sentence. The vagina is usually destroyed and rendered useless by the end of the first paragraph. Women who have endured to this extreme have been wheelchair bound, left to never walk again. Practitioners have eaten more vagina than cervical cancer during intense training sessions to reach this skill level. Goku even gives respect to them. Women should beware.

(Note: Gay variants have not been studied as of this writing, the NIH is currently seeking funding from Congress to carry out studies in the future.)

Woman 1: I heard he is Lick Master of the far east. WAIT, DIDN'T YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM LAST YEAR?!!!
Woman 2: Yes, it is true, why do you think I'm currently stuck in this wheelchair?
Woman 1: OMG Girl, what WAS THAT like?
Woman 2: God level. Though I may never walk again, and I am currently seeking a plastic surgeon for a full vaginal reconstruction surgery, I have NO regrets.
Woman 1: Girl, I'm sooo jealous.

Lick Master of the Far East by Jbo Bourbon February 28, 2026