grip of death 

Apple's way of suckering iPhone 4 customers for more money. The grip of death refers to the iPhone 4 antenna, which was inconveniently placed right where one would normally have their pinky finger when holding a phone. Touching the antenna causes the iPhone to have extremely poor reception.

This made it necessary for people to buy iPhone cases if they wished to use their iPhones as an actual phone. Steve Jobs once raffled off an iPhone case, almost as if he'd made the grip of death on purpose.

customer: Damn, the reception on my iPhone 4 sucks!

Apple employee: Oh, that's caused by the grip of death. You can solve the problem by buying one of our iPhone cases. There are a lot to choose from! Take a look!

customer: Why the hell should I have to buy an accessory to make my phone work properly?

grip of death by xldr August 11, 2010

A grip of old people

A group of old people, usually in packs of 3 to 4.

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”

A grip of old people by Scoobdaddy February 8, 2020

grip of 

Extremely or a lot of. See also grippa.

Diggity damn, I see a grip of fine bitches up in this piece!

Childress is at the line shooting two with Stanford down two points and 3.4 seconds left...damn nigga he's grip of got to make these shots!

grip of by Nick D February 8, 2004

grip of steel

An extremely strong or unbreakable grip.

1: “I heard the neighbor’s dog bit you”
2: “yeah it clamped onto my leg, had a grip of steel”
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“The boy tried to pull away but she had a grip of steel.”

grip of steel by EE ZY May 10, 2018

in the grip of the grape 

to be drunk on wine

"after the saloon he was in the grip of the grape"

in the grip of the grape by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

a grip of shit 

A large amount of material possessions with no value to others.

"I've got a grip of shit to move to my new place."

a grip of shit by Crazycrazy February 14, 2015

grip of 

gay socal terminology used in place of HELLA.

socal sucks a grip of balls.

grip of by COCKMONGER May 17, 2004