ordering Chinese 

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019

ordering agency 

the ability to order something on the menu by one's own volition, without input from anybody else.

Waitress: "So, what will it be, Sid?"

Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."

Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"

Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."

Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."

ordering agency by srav May 5, 2009

owndering 

- being pro at computer games
- owning noobs at wc or cod
- listenin to music that isnt emo
- drinking pepsi, gatorade, or water. (nothing else allowed!)
- being black but acting white
- thinking bout a girl called alyssa, liz, nicole, or emily (no one else allowed!) These aren't friends, these are names of girls you think of when you are owndering
- pretending to write an english project but actually talkin to ur friend

If you are playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on XBOX 360 or PlayStation 3, you will be crushing noobs with a massively massive positive kill - to - death ratio.
If you are supposed to be doing something for school specifically for an English Class and you decide to Chat with friends, then you are owndering.
If you play Warcraft III not World of Warcraft and you have forgotten how to lose a game, because you have constantly won games. Then you are Owndering.

owndering by Mo Mommamama March 16, 2008

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

chain ordering

When you're at a bar and you order one drink at a time, making the bartender make each drink every time, and even if you want two of the same thing, you'll make the bartender make it twice separately, because you're a piece of shit.

That guy is chain ordering hard. What a piece of shit.

chain ordering by Jeffazhey February 2, 2017

Law-and-ordering 

When 2 or more people are walking/sauntering side by side across a hallway or walkway, impeding the progress of those around them.

I crossed the street to avoid the group of people law-and-ordering the sidewalk.

We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.

Law-and-ordering by Hufflepriest January 31, 2019

Ordering Pizza 

Code for buying illegal drugs.

There are special toppings used to specialize what kind of drugs are being bought.

Ex. “I'm ordering pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni” really means “I'm buying drugs, mainly ecstasy and heroine.”

See pizza.

Kate told her parents she needed money to order pizza but really was using it to buy drugs.

Ordering Pizza by Luper October 24, 2004