octopoctodle 

Something pertaining to eight.

"I think we should go with the octopoctodle" Jim said, pointing to the table with eight legs.

octopoctodle by owenh8 June 21, 2019

octopoop 

verb: When someone takes eight poops in one day

I shouldn't have eaten the leftovers in the fridge. I totally had to octopoop today.

octopoop by fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 14, 2011

octoporn 

Pornography that depicts an, in fact, real octopus being ejected from a human orifice. The act is classically accompanied by a copious amount of unappetizing muscular contractions. The resulting ejection is considered a delicacy in at least nine countries.

"Jimmy, have you seen your brother?"

"Ahh he's in his room with the door locked, watchin octoporn."

"Well! I hope your father at least talked to him about using up the baby oil all the time. Hmm, seafood sounds good for tonight..."

octoporn by trust182 January 5, 2008

octopediaphobia

The fear of eight footed creatures

Matt: I heard that Ryan has octopediaphobia. He wouldn't get near the bug with 8 feet.

octopediaphobia by lydia/lauren/loser/lonitic November 14, 2015

octopedist 

special surgeon specialized in simultaneously surgery of eight feets

So good we had an octopedist in town, otherwise the athlete's foot would have spread all over

octopedist by Wondersnail June 23, 2018

Octopedo 

A pedophile who kidnaps 8 children at once

Dude did you see that octopedo on the news? He totally stole all 8 children from that birthday party!

Octopedo by D3x3001 June 30, 2011

Octopods 

N. Plural for octopus.

Girl: Look at all the octopods!
Boy: Octopi, you mean.
Random Stranger: No, octopuses.
Girl: Actually, they're both right, but octopods is a lot more fun to say.

Octopods by NemesisKismet July 21, 2006