occular pat down 

when you visually inspect to see if the person is good shit and/or a "good ol' boy"

Give em' the occular pat down

occular pat down by jeriakaawesom March 26, 2010

occular recticidus 

When your Eyes Lodge in your Asshole & it gives You a Shitty Outlook on Life

I Never See Her Smile, She Seems to have a Bad Case of Occular recticidus

occular recticidus by Starmon December 31, 2016

Occular Penetration

To insert one's genitals into anothers eye socket with great force and velocity.

Josh: "Dude check that bitch out"

Brett: "Pretty nice."

Josh: "She makes my sticker peck out."

Brett: "Occular Penetration?"

Josh: "I suppose it will suffice."

Brett & Josh together: "RAPE POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF "ROSCOE BROWN! GET HER!"

Occular Penetration by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

ocular pat down 

The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.

Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.

ocular pat down by cmack 2406 October 24, 2012

occulant 

Fancy magic

No expense was spared it was the most occulant magic show in the history of humankind.

occulant by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 10, 2020

Ocularstalkism

When the eyes of a person depicted in a painting appear to follow your movements.

The eyes of that painting are totally following me. That's ocularstalkism!

The room was thick with ocularstalkism.

Ocularstalkism by 7331 May 3, 2004

ocular rectism 

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

ocular rectism by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008