obstical

A redneck spelling of the word commonly known as obstacle.
Has the exact same meaning as the traditional spelling but implies that the author is a redneck

My biggest obstical is spelling of the words.

obstical by Lord Vader III October 27, 2010

Obesicle 

A mobility scooter used exclusively by someone because they are too fat and lazy to walk.

A fat or obese person would choose an obesicle, (formally known as mobility scooters) primarily designed for people who are unfortunate enough to be disabled, to get around town. Thus making themselves fatter, less fit, and even less mobile than they were before.

Obesicle by Icarus11111 August 30, 2013

obsticular 

One who deliberately creates obstacles in order to prevent others from completing simple tasks

We could have finished this months ago if Gene wasn't so obsticular.

obsticular by Ehrlich June 30, 2015

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

Energetic Moose Obsticles by Finneh October 27, 2007

Obsticle 

The female testicle, also known colloquially as the 'ovary'. Used exclusively by persons trained in the care of pregnant women, the obstetrician. Real doctors have rarely heard of the word.

1. The ovum is released from the obsticle prior to fertilisation.
2. Polycystic obsticle syndrome (PCOS)

Obsticle by Radar007 March 4, 2011

obsticle 

Put intentionally obstacles to women progress, using your testicles as main argument.

Baby, you wont be promoted until you get rid of this obsticle
glass ceiling balls male

obsticle by work2survive August 7, 2016

obeties 

The combination of obesity and diabetes. The greatest percentage of fat achievable by mankind, this form of human is at least 97.5% pure lard.

See also, obetic.

That guys' stomach droops passed his knees. He must have obeties.

obeties by DavinP August 2, 2010