Obastard 

Un-presidential terrorist, enemy combatant, tyrant, puppet, racist, race baiter, Marxist occupying the Whitehouse and destroying the charter of right and constitutions with executive orders and militarising the police among other things.

Obastard; also known as, Obama Bin Laden, Barack Obama, Obomber, baby killer, judge jury and executioner, Barry Soetoro, Islamic extremeist, war monger among other names.

Obastard by rsome August 29, 2013

obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

obesecheese by jpg3 July 24, 2011

obese wallet 

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."

Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"

obese wallet by Marc Soto January 9, 2008

obesitron 

Someone so fat, it's like they're a superhero whose super power is to be ridiculously fat.

Don't look now, but there's an obesitron behind you.

obesitron by Madfwef March 22, 2011

obese nigger 

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

obese nigger by Obese nigger May 26, 2018

Obet 

Obet.... Obetttttt, this man is a freak in the sheets. He can get any girl he wants but watch out his emotions control him. His love is so powerful, once he commits he is ALL in. His love for his family is sacred, they are #1 above all else. Obet is a true friend that has your back through everything, but don’t take him for a wingman because he will steal yo girl, he can’t even help it. He is a born competitor, which is blatantly displayed in his sports, academics, and throughout his career. Nothing gets in his way.

Did you just see that look Obet gave me?

I’m preggo

Obet by TTU2020 July 22, 2020

Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

Major League Obeseball by SHLA October 8, 2013