obesetes 

Obesity and diabetes tend to coincide with one another, so to be obese and have diabetes is to have 'obesetes'.

Fat Girl 1 - "All this cake is is sugar and butter. Im going to eat it!"

Fat Girl 2 - "No! You'll get obesetes"

obesetes by IvyAshley March 14, 2010

obesitis 

Obese. Chronically fat. Over weight. Inflammation of the fat cells. Persistent obesity.

I’m not fat, I have Obesitis

obesitis by Callidoodle October 6, 2019

obesities 

a person of larger persuasion having the diabetes

After the double cheeseburger and diet coke, I felt my obesities acting up.

obesities by chopperdodger November 2, 2011

Obestities 

When a breast is obese.

Damn that girl got some obestities

Obestities by @adamtherealone May 22, 2015

Obsesties

The state of wishing you were best friends ("besties") with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. Those who become "obsesties" with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, YouTuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. They also probably write articles about them and/or Fan Fiction. One evolves from "obsesties" to "besties" once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.

"I know I can't be besties with Jennifer Lawrence so I'll just have to settle for being obsesties."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."

Obsesties by @brittneyplz August 19, 2013