oatmeal cookies

BOB: hey the backer is in town with some cookies

BILL: what kind of cookies

BOB: Oatmeal Cookies

by S.O.H.O.N. March 15, 2008

Oatmeal Cookie

uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!

The fond, pleasurable memories of your grandmother while engaging in sexual intercourse.

After several minutes of lackluster sex, the Warm Oatmeal Cookie flashed in Jonnie's mind.

by Wasthatabear March 19, 2017

The act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner.

I had the house all to myself last night, so I had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!

by BuddhaDave April 10, 2006

An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"

What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

by JFreshReed February 7, 2010

Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.

I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!

by DeltaGamerAlt October 7, 2019

Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.

Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.

by skies September 2, 2009