4 definitions by JFreshReed

Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.

Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise

by JFreshReed November 8, 2010

transpareola

An areola that is so pale, it appears as though it is transparent.

Man she flashed me when I opened the door and she had transpareolas

by JFreshReed June 12, 2010

Devil Juice

Southern Comfort 100 proof also known as the big bottle. Known for making people do rediculous audacious things they would not otherwise do while drinking regular alcohol or if they were sobber. Everybody that has encountered this drink has a story.

Man did u c that girl after she drank the devil juice? She smashed her head on the curb jumped in the back of the truck and popped up like she was posessed by the devil

by JFreshReed February 7, 2010

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"

What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

by JFreshReed February 7, 2010