the biggest shit hole in australia. the police do nothing. the kids do nothing and the adults do nothing. you want to be a druggo. this is the right place for you :D alcohol and drugs is a big part of the fuctioning of oakey. there is only one highschool.
"man, i need some weed." "go to oakey bro"
by unknown.347 October 27, 2011
The second to lowest possible social level for a white person. Second only to trailer trash. People who collects hub caps and hang them on their house or fence, tape their windows instead of replacing them, and have a large collection of random shit scattered in their yards, in a seemingly organized chaos. They are generally a bit more shifty and withdrawn.
Run and git that hub cap, son. We'll give it to that family up the crick. They's good people, just oakeys.
by Naomi_A July 24, 2008