2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.
2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?