nunce

an insult meaning idiot

What a nunce -_-;

by rtsmarty February 15, 2004

nunce

The word the British use for faggot...

(As seen in Lock, Stock and 2 smoking barrels)

Barry: Hello my boy, fancy a lolly?

Little Chris: Piss of ya Nunce!!!

by Tom-E September 17, 2006

nunce

A Nun Nonce, a naughty Nun who likes little boys, oh i say i say.

i was molested by a Nunce when i was 13 at a private boarding school.

by Boris the bastard January 3, 2008

nunce

a naughty nun who takes the boys into the van for sum lollies, but only the russian little boys

u bastard nunce u raped me child

by yaboiskinnypeepee March 22, 2018

Nunce

A terrible misspelling of the word “nonce” which is an acronym used in British prisons for “not on normal courtyard exercise.” Usually used to refer to sex offenders or anyone that’s not allowed in general.

In a British prison accent: I don’t like him, he’s a nunce

by graveyardqueen October 12, 2020

Nunce

A British slang word used for a paedophile.

From The Kevin Bishop Show:
Policeman:What have you done with Goldilocks?
Bear: Fuck it run!
Policeman:You Nunce! Get em' boys!

by g dot glitta July 25, 2009

Nunce

Noun: what you say when trying to recount when an event occurred, only to realise that it never actually has. Much like once, twice or thrice, but meaning never, or zero times.

A: "How many times do I have to tell you to slow down before I kick your ass?"
B: "... Nunce."

by stepharoonie June 13, 2007