numero uno 

Slang for one's self.

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.

numero uno by Janis March 9, 2005

Dumbass Numero Uno

That is my name. It is protected by the US copyright office. U cant fucking use it.

Yo did u meet that crazy psycho kid?
Ya. His name is Dumbass Numero Uno.

Dumbass Numero Uno by fuckmehardermel April 29, 2019

Bruh momento numero uno

Definition 1: A moment that makes you go "bruh", or just makes you confused.

Definition 2: An online meme in which the joke consists of a picture of Tyler, The Creator, or another image, and a text that says: "Bruh momento numero uno". It's a form of the genre of low effort memes.

Note: There are many "bru momentos"

Example:
Person 1: LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan
Person 2: Bruh...

In this example we can see that the second person ad a "Bruh momento numero uno"

Bruh momento numero uno by Clutch_. November 24, 2022

hoe bag numero uno 

The number one slut with no self respect.

Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut.

hoe bag numero uno by nikki wikki! June 29, 2006

Numero uno 

A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"

My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.

Numero uno by octopod December 1, 2003

Numero uno reverse

A variation of "uno reverse". When you unknowingly talk about someone who turns out to be yourself.

When she told him she was texting, he made a numero uno reverse when he accused her of cheating on him, when in fact she meant she was texting him.

Numero uno reverse by mountainofcupcakes January 21, 2021

Numero uno 

a gorgeous woman with beautiful blonde hair who goes by the name of Enya

I love my numero uno because she’s the best around

I can’t keep that numero uno off my mind

Numero uno by Phil macrackin 42 October 15, 2021