28 definitions by Janis

way

A word added on to the end of either "yeah" or "no" to make it very so or not very so.

"Would you fuck Sarah if you got the chance?"
"Yeah way!"

"Eric says he got a 96 on the Biology test."
"No way! Eric is as dumb as a rock."

by Janis March 16, 2005

mugglenet

A place to go and read editorials inbetween Harry Potter book releases.

I had a sudden urge to a read Harry Potter book, so I went to mugglenet.com and read some editorials to quell my cravings.

by Janis February 27, 2005

PETA

A huge, worldwide animal rights organization. They claim to be in support of helping animals, but they don't actually do anything productive. PETA spends its funds on creating stickers that say things like "Leather Is For Losers" and distributing them, instead of providing homes for stray animals like humane societies or trying to pass legislation like the ASPCA.

PETA gives vegetarians and animal rights activists a bad name.

by Janis January 19, 2006

stoopid

When someone uses this word and spells it incorrectly, you can tell that the subject they are referring to is so utterly moronic that it kills their brain cells at the very thought of it.

OMG you don't know what leet is? you r so stoopid... (etc.)

by Janis December 30, 2005

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 26, 2004

hash brownies

Also known as "special brownies", these are cooked along with marijuana to induce a high when ingested. They're fun to feed to kindergarteners and watch the effect.

I fed some of my hash brownies to a baby and watched its heart explode.

by Janis June 29, 2004

buy bull

Another term for bible, used by people who think that the bible is a load of dog shit.

I enjoy rolling joints with my copy of the Holy Buy Bull.

by Janis June 28, 2004