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1. numb nuts
-when one is being cluelessly dumb
-when a person thinks that they're right about something in which they're really not in reality
2cool4school: yo mang, who wanna battle
Usuck@life: battle yourself...i'll judge
2cool4school: ....wtf?
Usuck@life: it was a joke, numb nuts
by nicole Apr 12, 2004 add a video
2. numb nuts
The metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile testicals.
that fuck'n numb nuts must of hit his head on the bathroom floor when his mother squated and shit him out her yeast infected cunt.
by shmottzie Aug 21, 2003 add a video
3. numb nuts
An incredibly stupid person.
John is a numb nuts, he thaught Berlin was in France!
4. numb nuts
The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.
I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.
5. Numb Nuts
How my nuts will feel after Ashley is done with them.
Ashley gave me such a good fucking, I now have Numb Nuts in my pants.
6. numb nuts
a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought
Tamir is a numb nut.
by Evan Feb 20, 2003 add a video
7. Numb Nuts
Usually used when talking about another person, when you can't remember their name.

As used in southwest of the U.S.
Yea, I saw eeerr,"Ole Numb Nuts" wrap his car around that tree.
Whatta fuckin' loser.
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