Noun - the act of pooping into a disliked person'
s microwave oven, then activating it on very high heat in order to cause the
poop to seethe and boil and
cook, and more generally to reek up all unholy hell. Preferably this is accomplished after one consumes vast quantities of mexican food laden with
Cheyenne peppers, extra
beans and ex-lax, due to the extra liquid in the feces which allows for a more permanent stinkalicious effect. Also preferable to combine nukie dukies in no set number with a fecal-refrigidal in order to obtain maximum simultaneous cathartic and miasmic effect.
WARNING - If you are considering performing a nukie-dukie on someone, you may or
may not wish to perform it while they are actually present to witness it.
Andy: That Bastard Tom just gave me a nukie dukie!!! NOW MY
MICROWAVE IS TRASHED!!!
Bill: Ewww....well let's get to it. Break out the cleaners and the bleach...this is really gonna suck.
Andy: That's not the problem. He also ate the steak I left thawing in the
microwave, and all my tacos!!!
Bill: No he didn't. I just saw YOU eating a steak
taco!!
Andy: Well...I was hungry...and there was no place else to cook it...so...