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To nuke someone is to get revenge on them by finding something so awful and embarrassing and disgusting about them and sharing it with gossipy girls and watching the damage ensue!
Markie was a little bitch and stole a girl from me just becaues I bought her candy, so I sent out a nuke on that retarded bastard and it worked. he won't get to rape any drunk freshmen anymore
by jesse September 10, 2006
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Verb: to microwave something. This is because a microwave uses radiation to cook.
"Yo, want me to nuke you're frozen taquitos?"
by melonoftroy June 30, 2009
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Similar to marathon. To nuke is to watch a series back-to-back with the purpose of catching up on missed episodes in order to start watching them upon their scheduled release. Borders on obsessional behaviour.
Mister - I've just found out the new series of Flight of the Conchords is up to ep 6 already!

Missus - Mate! It's the shiznit! You'll have to nuke it.
by Ambercrombie and Felch February 27, 2009
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When a fat guy farts a wet fart that makes the room smell horrible. No one lives through it. He is unaware that he does this till people start to die.
Fat guy: why is everyone dead? AHHH CRAP I NUKED THE PLACE!!
by DARK3R February 08, 2009
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In either a sequel or patch to an existing video game, this term is used to describe when the game developers weaken a skill, class, attack, character, item, or any other game element (ab)used by players in an attempt to balance the game, to the point of rendering said elements useless.
1. Sonic is WAY too fast in Brawl. They seriously need to nuke that shit.

2. Great...They nuked the most popular armor in the game. Now I have to find a way to get rid of all this junk sitting in my shop.

3. Valve nuked the Scout in the Source version of Counter-Strike. It was SO much better in 1.6.
by Sahrakk July 16, 2008
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The final power a Blaster gets in the MMORPG City of Heroes. Usually used to one-shot a whole spawn of +3s in a team, while dropping everyone's jaws in the process.

Fire - Inferno
Energy - Nova
Sonic - Dreadful Wail
Psychic - Pyschic Wail
Radiation - Atomic Blast
Dark - Blackstar
Electricity - Thunderous Blast
Ice - Blizzard
Tanker herds up pack of 16 mobs, blaster nukes the fuck out of it.
by dsfmdsf December 12, 2007
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1.to cook in the microwave (which is a great way to dry the dog, try it!)
2.a nuclear explosive
A.a means of keeping the japanese in line
B.a way to turn the Middle East into a giant glass parking lot.
"Im gonna nuke this hot pocket."
"We're gonna nuke yo' asses back to the stone age."- President George W. Bush (shrub)

by Fatass February 13, 2003
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To use the microwave
Hungry person: why is this food so cold?

Server: I could nuke it for you, if you want it heated up.

Hungry person: Yes man, Nuke that food, i like my food hot.

Server: okay man, i will nuke it.
by no.data February 27, 2009
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