29
To utterly destroy a kingdom in RaceWarKingdoms for profit, fun, or because the bitch pissed you off
Almo nuked me! OMGWTFBBQ

Krom has stealthily attacked Questo's kingdom destroying 1% of its assets.
by RWK February 12, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
30
An extremely ugly woman whose mere presence is enough to make a normally ugly female look attractive
Hey, did you hear about Johnny.
Nah, what happened.
We were clubbing last night and he hooked up with a "nuke".
I have lost all respect for him now.
Yeah, I'm deleting him off my Facebook for some shit like that.
by Balls are cool April 20, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
31
Nuke is the greatest tool of peace ever made. It prevent wars and, then it the war starts, nuke finish it quickly.

Nuking Stuff has proven popular over the last few years, especially with nazis, right-wing religious groups and crazed uncles. By far, the most popular nuking method is the old 'drop a nuke' but there are also such more intelligent methods, used by people like George Bush - these include 'get a clever person to plan it for you'.

Nuking stuff to music has also recently become very popular. 'Nuke Music' consists of terrorist bands such as System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine and N-Sync. Professional nukers will also listen to Britney Spears, but this is only for advanced nukers. Another skill often attempted by Nukers is NUKING IN TIME TO MUSIC. This type of nuking involves a rhythm and a beat, and plenty of time and effort. Nukes are launched by correctly stepping on one of four arrows at the right time, the more preciseley the arrow is stepped on the more people are killed. A good Nuker can kill a few billion people (hell, it's China) in one round (a full war takes three rounds).
Nuclear recipe

Here is a recipe to a nuke i found in the oval office

2 kilo's uranium 2 kilo's pie 1 very big empty bomb 60,000 cookies 1 G. bush 1 land to nuke 0 braincells Much insanity

To make:

1. Mix the uranium with the pppie and put it in george bush.

2. Then, after a day, take bush his shit and put it in the bomb.

3. Add cookies

4. Drop it at the land you selected

Done!

The small letter: Uranium can only be found in bush his secret bunker or the planet ur-anus.
by kodiac1 July 12, 2006
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
32
a penis so large and powerful that it can easily be mistaken for a nuclear warhead
Shawn has the biggest nuke I've ever seen
by Elp swizzle September 22, 2014
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
33
When an excessive amount of semen is released during ejaculation.
"Hey man, how was your night last night?"
"It was pretty good, but my favorite part was when i nuked all over your mom's face..."

"Man last night i was wanking off, and i nuked so hard my toilet overflowed!
by BallsMan5 February 11, 2012
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
34
A hook-up that is so intense, it's of nuclear proportions.

Variations: Nuke it out; Nukin'

Caking, smashing, nailing, boning, etc. all have similar meanings, but none can match the intensity level associated with "nuking."
-Bro, did you ever end up gettin' with that bitch last night?
-Dude. We nuked it out for the longest time, it was unbelievable. I'm gonna try and nuke her again later tonight...
-Shit, man...I saw you guys cakin but I didn't think you'd actually nuke her.
by garhcSD January 13, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
35
to stink up bathroom so bad that cocroachs tak cover
i nuked it
by Anonymous September 04, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug