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Chicken Nugger
Chicken Nugger: A small peice of meat that a child begs for; furthermore, parents reject, and refuse to order this item. Chicken Nugget (see also) is a more delicate and popular version of this dish. Related to French Fried and Sweer Potato.
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and French fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have French fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
Chicken Nugger by Sharkbites August 23, 2017
Chicken nugger
In a world of sweer potato and french fried, your mind strains to understand this anomaly. May you never be unfortunate enough to find this in your child's Kid Menu lest he starve in the corner.
The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger.
Your son weeps, starving in the corner for his chicken nugger.
Your son weeps, starving in the corner for his chicken nugger.
Chicken nugger by TwilightSmash64 October 16, 2015
Chimken nuggers
I could be chilling at home eating some chimken nuggers with my chonk, but instead I have to be normal and go out with other "normal" people
Chimken nuggers by NextdoorMike May 10, 2019
Nugger
Man: Yeah, I'll have a number 3 and a 10-piece nuggers, extra sauce
Employee: sorry sir, but we're all out of nuggers.
Man: Fuck you, you ugly ass beta male! I come here every day for nuggers, and every day you give me another sad story. How about you go in the back and fry my nuggers.
Employee: How dare you talk to me like that you retard hick. You think I like this job? You think I like frying nuggers for hillbilly scum? I could've done something with my life, man.
Man: Every day its another sad story with you man. When are you going to stop making excuses for yourself? If you dont want to cook nuggers, then maybe you shouldn't be working at *exploitative*
Employee: sorry sir, but we're all out of nuggers.
Man: Fuck you, you ugly ass beta male! I come here every day for nuggers, and every day you give me another sad story. How about you go in the back and fry my nuggers.
Employee: How dare you talk to me like that you retard hick. You think I like this job? You think I like frying nuggers for hillbilly scum? I could've done something with my life, man.
Man: Every day its another sad story with you man. When are you going to stop making excuses for yourself? If you dont want to cook nuggers, then maybe you shouldn't be working at *exploitative*
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Nugger Lover by TomsAwesome March 12, 2011