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Murph Nerph 

The term, "murph nerph," can be used in replace of essentially anything, including, but not limited to: 1)noun 2)adjective 3)adverb 4)verb, and so on. The term can also be used in replace of a name.

Although the term, "murph nerph," appears to have no limitations in its use, there are at least two stipulations associated with this term. "Murph nerph" can NOT be used in any connection what-so-ever with Eddie's penis. This is highly forbidden and any such violations should be held seriously by those who witness it. Further more, should the term be used during any acts that are in a sexual nature, it is automatically assumed that the person who said the term was thinking about the woman who coined the phrase in a highly sexual and erotic nature. This use of the term is obviously encouraged.
Examples of some of the uses in which one could use "murph nerph," include, but are not limited to, the following:

1)Noun-a) I drove to the adult murph nerph (bookstore) to get some porn.
b)The Murph Nerph (Doctor) who was my favorite was played by David Tennant.
c)My murph nerph (cat) likes to get high off of catnip.
2)Adjective-I like to sing while driving my murph nerph (shit box) car.
3)Adverb-My friend just bought a new car and after that she always drove murph nerph(fast).
4)Verb-a)I was murph nerphing (shopping) for some new panties.
b)She murph nerphs (spanks) him only if he begs.
c)I really want to get murph nerphed (trashed) tonight.
5)Interjection-Murph nerph! (Allons-y!)
6)Plural-I like people who have murph nerphs (tattoos).
7)Posessives-I wish that I had Murph nerph's (Jesse's) girl.
8)Irregular Verbs-Elvis has murph nerft (left) the building!
9)Compound-He frequently visited the murph-nerph (red-light) district in Amsterdam while on business.
Murph Nerph by Murph Nerph Auctor September 12, 2013
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a state of being in which you are past the point of exhaustion and have rebooted into an artificial energy.

signs of "nurpie" are as such: many things (most of them, completely ridiculous) seem hilarious to you, you make strange remarks, you ramble on and on about random things, you have conversations with yourself, and uncontrollable laughter occurs.

most commonly occurs between the hours of midnight and four am. naturally, most often involving teenagers.

"nurpie" is basically the same thing as "slap happy"...it just sounds more appealing.
charlotte- "..no i just called her, she was going to...oh my gosh! look at that chip! it looks exactly like president nixon. you know what?..i don't even know what that dude looked like, so nevermind. i have to pee. have you ever wondered why "p"?...why not "f" or one of the other twenty-four letters? you know what?..i bet if letters were like people, all the letters would be prejudiced against "p" because he's associated with urination."

logan- "uhhh..yeah. someone's a little nurpie tonight. frick."
nurpie by copelotte May 24, 2008
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Nerp nurple Nurp nerple nerpy Nerpin Nerpster nueros nuerotic nurpee

Nip Nurpin 

a name used to call a colton nutter.
Someone go grab that broke ass nip nurpin
Nip Nurpin by DicDurkin October 16, 2023
The feeling you get when you are really tired and everything becomes funny.
*listens to lemmings on the run* (lemmings on the run)

HahahahahahahahahahHAAHAH Haahahahahahahaa HOLY SHIT I'M NERPY1
nerpy by E-rotic January 22, 2006
He eats the coins that fall between the couch cushions and turns them into dopamine from inside of his mouth. He says amazing things but only whispers to the deaf. He speaks what adults can't remember, and what children haven't the word to describe. That's Nurpo.
you: dude I was tripping last night and I think I saw god.
me: Nah dude that's just nurpo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nurpo by NurposFather May 2, 2019

purple nerple 

1 (verb) To pinch someones nipple really hard then twist untill the victim starts screaming for their mother

2 (noun) The result of a purple nerple. Just like the word says, your nipple turns purple
"yo man you a peice of peice im gonna give you a purple nerple"
"not the nipples!..... OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
purple nerple by C-Lub Ndawg January 8, 2005
The Nuer (also known as the Nei Ti Naath (roughly meaning original people).
They People are the second largest Tribe in SOUTH SUDAN.the Nuer form one of the largest ethnic groups in East Africa. The Nuer warriors are among the most skilled fighters in Africa, they wielded weapons made of finely crafted iron.
The Nuer people mainly live in the upper nile region of south Sudan. The Nuer Border such tribes as the Dinka, Anyuak, Shilluk and other minor tribes in both Ethiopia and Sudan.udan. The Nuer receive facial markings (called gaar) as part of their initiation into adulthood.
When people say Nuer, They could be refering to The People or the Language.
Nuer by Hot G'E August 16, 2011