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a smaller and more inexperienced n00b. Similar to the nub. Most of the time, kids from ages 7 to 11 think that once they buy the game, they are masters, so they play online (with more experienced players). Most of the time, nubtiods (the plural of a nubtoid) usually ask for more help and are more annoying than n00bs and n00bies.
Man, this kid is such a nubtoid!
Hey! I just got the game!
Exactly. GET OFF LINE NUBTOID!
nubtoid by Aerista T'laska May 8, 2011
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Someone who tries to live life via numbers, and refuses to go off of observations. Social life, Health, Scheduling, etc.
"Dude are you ok? it reeks in there, like worse than usual. You should get that checked out."
"Well I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, so I should be fine."
"Jerry, you Numtoid, you're gonna die one day."
"I can't do that, Im supposed to live until 65."
Numtoid by Fortunate_Daughter November 26, 2023
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Someone who lives their life via numbers, and refuses to make decisions of none numerical observations. They'll do this for everything, from Health decisions, Sex, Social life, tec.
"Dude, it reeks in the bathroom, like even worse than usual. You should get that checked out, I don't think its healthy."
"It is, I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, and I have consumed the regular amount of calories for the day."
"Jerry you Numtoid, you're gonna die on day because of this."
"That's impossible, I have to live to at least 65 years."
Numtoid by Fortunate_Daughter November 26, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026