nub puddle 

The opposite of leet sauce. Someone who has no skill and isnt awesome.

(Nub Puddle) - kills=0 - deaths=42

nub puddle by American Hippie November 10, 2009

nutpuddles 

The pools of sperm that gets left on the bed (or where ever ya was doin it) when a condem was not used. It normally will drain/leak out of a snatch.

Better change the sheets, we got nutpuddles all over them.

nutpuddles by honeybunny19 January 11, 2010