Dirk Nowitzki 

The Best White Basketball Player Of The New Millenium

Dirk Nowitzki Is The New Larry Bird

Dirk Nowitzki by John Mazz July 18, 2008

Dirk Nowitzki 

NBA player that just took his talents to South Beach and um, beat the Miami Heat.

Dirk Nowitzki showed up to the Finals while LeBron did not

Dirk Nowitzki by personwhotypesonud June 13, 2011

Dirk Nowitzski playoffs 

An unbelieveable performance that ruined such teams as the Thunder and Heat. Makes every shot, is god and jesus, finals mvp, german, god, rapist of dwayne wade and lebron james.

Lebron: Hey Dwayne, what just happened?

Dwayne: Im not to sure, I think Dirk Nowitzski just dropped 20 some points on us.

Lebron: Damn he should go to prison, he keeps raping us

Jason Terry: Thats what Dirk Nowitzski playoffs are like

Dirk Nowitzski playoffs by bricklayer123 June 21, 2011

dirk nowitzki 

the finest best NBA player the world has ever seen!

Dirk Nowitzki is so dreamy and hott and talented

dirk nowitzki by ada41 May 17, 2006

Perc Nowitzki 

A nickname given to the most zooted person at the function, usually this person is covered in sweat and their eyes droop so low you'd think they suffer from down syndrome. You can do whatever you want to the nights Perc Nowitzki, they sure as hell won't remember it.

"OHHHHH SHIT Perc Nowitzki GRINDIN UP ON RANDOM GIRLS!"
"Damn bro he just did 3 keg stands, looks like we found the party's Perc Nowitzki!"
"Yo who was the Perc Nowitzki last night?"

Perc Nowitzki by katlynsto December 16, 2019

Perc Nowitzki 

A guy on discord named JustLos#6400 who has a cute ass voice and snatches your e bitch in secs he’s literally a cheat code stay away from him and hide you bitch from him he’s a back door king.

Bro I just got my bitch took by Perc Nowitzki he only said one word in vc.

Perc Nowitzki by Walking The Skid July 14, 2022

Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter 

The butt hole of NBA superstar Dirk Nowitzki.

Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.

Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter by Fillet-o-fetus April 28, 2010