A mentally handicapped Midget, that deficates in little children's stockings on Christmas eve.
little timmy- mommy there is poo poo in my stocking
mother- oh fuck the stool elf got in the house.
wife- hey bob what is that hideous midget doing?
Bob- oh dont worry thats just the stool elf
The butt hole of NBA superstar Dirk Nowitzki.
Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.
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