airport novelist 

an author whose books are most commonly, and probably only, sold well in an airport venue.

these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.

Dan Silva is such an airport novelist.

Dan Brown could be considered an airport novelist, almost.

airport novelist by mkgeezy October 28, 2009

novembies 

An affliction or vibe used to describe a somber or melancholy situation, exclusive to the Autumn season.

The novembies are also heavily associated with spreading awareness, and used in common hashtags like #novembiesawareness and #novembies.

"Gee, Parker, I sure am getting a severe case of the novembies."
"The novembies? But its still October!"

"Man, I sure do have the novembies right now. Perhaps it's the weather?"

"Them novembies hittin' hard. (pensive emoji)"

novembies by IsGhost November 4, 2021

novelesque

1. In the manner of or resembling a novel.
1b. Like a novel.

2. A letter, email, journal/blog entry or comment which is very lengthy and long-winded.

3.When something is much longer than originally intended.

4. A stripped down version of a novel.

1. I hope you enjoyed my novelesque letter--I guess I had more to say than I thought!

2. His journal entries are always very novelesque. I've yet to see him use less than three paragraphs to express his ideas or describe what he had for breakfast.

3. Sorry for the novelesque response, I kinda went off on a tangent there.

4. Her NaNoWriMo submission was more novelesque than a true novel. Perhaps she'll make more of a concentrated effort next time.

novelesque by duckyass November 15, 2005

Novelist 

A person that writes novels; books that are 50,000+ words in length.

I'm allowed to use my laptop during earth hour if I'm on battery power, right? I can't help it, I'm a novelist and my storyline is too compelling right now to quit.

Novelist by maddie_1213 April 12, 2011

Noveltie 

1. In Relation to musical tales,tapes series,albums and or any writing by Extrovert™️

He gave a speech in which he qouted novelties from Eminem’s song.

Noveltie by vertWritings, November 10, 2022

French novelist 

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

French novelist by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

neventies 

The neventies is the non-existent decade when something was in style.

Where did you get that coat???

I've had it forever, this was in style back in the seventies.

I think you mean the neventies.

neventies by douggs May 12, 2010