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a scientific definition using the douche as its stem, but using an N to replace the D to give more of an effect on how you say it (nnnnnnnouche or nnnnnnnouches). It means a fat sweaty asain.
When someone makes fun of you or and/or calls you a name, respond back by saying "NNouche"
by Marcus Jensen October 27, 2006
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The Word means a fat sweaty asain and is a form of the word Douch
If someone makes fun of you then say back "NOUCHE!!"
by Marcus Jensen October 27, 2006
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One of the greatest insults of all time. It is a combination of the words noob and douche. Equation: noob + douche = nouche!

(noo-shh)
B- "That Andrew kid is such a nouche!"
S- "He's a noob and a douche!"
B- "That's why I called him a nouche!"
by Braedon13 May 15, 2008
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Nouche refers to somebody is a noob and a douche. It is a combination of the two words, and is considered to be a ghastly insult to one's character. Also can be refered to as a nouche-bag.
Sean-Dude, Andrew is a noob...And a douche!
Braedon- From now on, just say nouche...
Sean- Hahahahh
by Braedon13 May 16, 2008
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Nouche is an offensive term referring towards someone who may or may not be new to any particular social function, but demonstrates a certain amount of noobidness, such as in gamming or basic social interaction,while at the same time demonstrating douche like qualities.
" I don't know what's up with Jim's attitude. He's only on level 2. What a nouche."
by Mr. Nouche January 29, 2007
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when one is a noob about being a douche.
see noob and douche.
"don't be such a nouche"
"He liked Sailor Moon, so I thought silently to my self what a nouche."
by Kylie Gregory August 19, 2008
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The way that certain members of the spanish nation (one person actually who lives in london) appear to act like a nonce, even to their own friends! this involves going to the toilet every five minutes, returning to said friends and grabbing them round the face with his green, wooly fingerless hobo gloves

Also, it also can refer to a person who dosent seem to understand they are not wanted in a social event or group, others laugh at and not with a nouche
Nouche came up with his gloves, they smell like piss, he touched me, i kicked him in the nuts, he fell down, we laughed AT him, why wont he leave?
by Suspect person March 21, 2007
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