NOTUS 

The NOTUS is the Nigga of the United States which is an official position held by a duly elected Real Nigga by other Real Niggaz to govern their affairs in America.

Fuck the POTUS. Vote for the NOTUS so there will not only be a chicken in every pot but a blunt in every hand.

NOTUS by DuVay Knox November 26, 2019

NOTUS 

A nerd that is also a karen

he observes the game the entire time without playing then argues about it
"Sleepy Halcyon"

Sleepy Halcyon — Today at 23:15
notus likes to exercise his authority

NOTUS by Cluless Lilly November 5, 2023

Notus Furbus 

Direct translation:
“At least it’s not a Furby.”

Meaning:
Things might be bad, but they could be worse.

This baby won’t sleep and keeps crying.

Well, Notus Furbus (at least it’s not a Furby).

Notus Furbus by Sweaty Springbok September 14, 2021

NotSqvage 

A bald Minecraft pinger who is edating Sxtormy

NotSqvage took the L

NotSqvage by laired October 9, 2020

Notubbing 

A verb used to describe any time you are not actively in a hot tub, aka hot tubbing.
(Pronounced not-tubbing)

A: "Hey man what is Jake up to tonight?"
B: "I think hes just notubbing with some friends"
A: "That kid is seriously is such a douche"

A: "Dude i've been notubbing for like 3 weeks now"
B: "Thats rough man, hang in there."

Notubbing by aldrchase August 18, 2013

lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"

Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!

lotus notes by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008

Notser 

To run into an island with a ship.

Where did that island come from? Looks like I'm pulling another notser...

Notser by Ironman2140 December 12, 2019