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not this 

Having no life and wishing to be somewhere else where your "friends" are. GO YOU, LOSER!
lifeless, friendless, fantastic, orgasmic, do me
Guy-"what are you doin' tonight man?"
Other guy-"not this, man."
not this by KooKooKachoo May 23, 2008

Not this 

You say: "not this" when you hear or see something that is weird or cringe
*sticky couple in your class making out in seven am*
You: Not this not this.
Not this by Slomit bona sukka November 9, 2021

[Not this week but maybe next week]

The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week
Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait

i had a dream and it was not this 

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Not in THIS house 

"Not in THIS house" is a phrase used to let someone know that whatever they're doing/saying is highly inappropriate. Often used in a joking manner.
Tommy is saying goodnight to his girlfriend at his parents house. An act which his parents mistake for him having sex. His mom pulls him aside and yells "Not in THIS house!"

John: "Dude your sister is so hot!"
Jack: "Not in THIS house!"

not in this economy 

You can now effectively contribute to any conversation simply by adding "not in this economy" at the end.
"Lets fuck"

"Not in this economy"

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"Its gunna be a class act tonight girls"
"Not in this economy"