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i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes 

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

im not paying for that 

A phrase used to describe a stupid situation which you are in. Or used to describe a person who's jokes are usually dumb or have to be explained.
Mike: Mmmm taco bell is so good but it costs a lot.

Tad: I know ill walk up to the register with a shotgun and cock it then say "Im not paying for that"

Mike: ... your retarded

Also can be used as a comeback

Cody: Wow your gay

Rob: but "Im not paying for that"

Cody: ...Fag

He's not playing with a full deck 

Yet another way to call someone a fucking dumbass.
Person 1: hey man look at that douche-bag with the popped collar who is wearing aviators inside at night.

Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck

Not Playing Nice 

When someone or something does something seen as cool, rude, cheeky, dumb or fun.
The phrase originates from the cool song by Verbalicious.
Your Friend: "I think your hair really sucks"
You: "That is not playing nice!"

not playing with a full deck

an expression used to indicate that a person isn't very smart

see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
Little Davey tried to iron his short & curlies (he's not playing with a full deck).

not playing any games 

basically means ur not fucking around
fuckin hell have u drank that whole bottle of vodka?

yeh im not playing any games
not playing any games by Tren September 28, 2004