Definitions by Con#1
bill dauterive
Born William Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive, Bill is Hank Hill's overweight, divorced, stupid, and often mocked friend in the hilarious show King of the Hill.
bill dauterive: I have a confession too Hank. In a moment of weakness on a dark rainy night I slept with Peggy.
hank hill: No you didn't Bill.
bill dauterive: I know
hank hill: No you didn't Bill.
bill dauterive: I know
bill dauterive by Con#1 November 27, 2012
Mchashy
To make the Mchashy, you go to McDonalds during breakfast hours. You order 2 hash browns and either a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit or a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. You then put the guts from your biscuit of choice in between the two hash browns and BAM you have a Mchashy. It is guaranteed to taste better than sex and raise your bad cholesterol 25 points.
He's not playing with a full deck
Person 1: hey man look at that douche-bag with the popped collar who is wearing aviators inside at night.
Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck
Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck
He's not playing with a full deck by Con#1 July 19, 2012
McRed Zone
The spot in the McDonalds drive through line in between the window where you pay and the window where you get your food. Often times there is a huge delay when you get here.
My God I have just paid and I am only one car away from my Mickey D's. Now I must endure the McRed Zone. I hope I make it there before the world ends.
McRed Zone by Con#1 July 13, 2012
RCB
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Boner
When a male student in college, high school, middle school, hell even elementary school is sitting in class and for no apparent reason, they get hard wood.
Often occurs in the most boring class of the day. It also always seems to occur right before the end of class, so you look awkward as fuck with your hands in your pockets if you don't have an object to conceal it.
Class
Boner
When a male student in college, high school, middle school, hell even elementary school is sitting in class and for no apparent reason, they get hard wood.
Often occurs in the most boring class of the day. It also always seems to occur right before the end of class, so you look awkward as fuck with your hands in your pockets if you don't have an object to conceal it.