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12 definitions by Hey-Johnny-Johnny

 
1.
A condition brought on by the wearing of pants so tight that the genitals concealed beneath them bulge slightly, causing a cleft at the center seam in the crotch, thus resembling the foot of a camel. Most frequent for females but not impossible for males.
Damn! Clarice has got a wicked camel toe goin' today!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006
 
2.
To have a really good time - could be an orgasm, could be a euphoric feeling, could be a giddy state of excitement.
Friend 1: How do you get YOUR rocks off?

Friend 2: I like to looking for great bargains on Ebay. How about you?

Friend 1: I prefer to go to the waterpark and ride the Aqua-coaster until I puke.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 06, 2006
 
3.
Little Davey tried to iron his short & curlies (he's not playing with a full deck).
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
 
4.
A kind euphamism for an assinine, brain-free, idiotic fool.

This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
"That guy ain't right."

"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."

"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
 
5.
a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
 
6.
a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised

See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.

Winthrop: Why do you say that?

Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.

Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
 
7.
Two great tasting foods that taste great together. Others include bacon and eggs, chocolate and peanut butter (people in their upper 30's or older will remember the old Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ads!), and milk and Oreos.
Dude 1: Hey, man, let's go get some beer and graham crackers!

Dude 2: Beer and graham crackers!?! You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!

Dude 1: Yeah, you're right. Beer and popcorn, then?

Dude 2: Now you're talkin'. C'mon - I'll drive!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 03, 2006