not my rodrick 

A même that's been circulating because some pussy ass imposter pizza delivery lookin ass soccer mom mother fuckin willy wonk- Jeffree Star's cousin plastic surgery lookin bitch thinks he can replace my one and only daddy, Rodrick Heffley.

*2036*
"Diary of a wimpy kid you say? Which one?"
"The one from 2017"
Oh bitch no that's not my rodrick

not my rodrick by hotshmulligan March 26, 2017

not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

not my style 

what you say when you dont like something.

Favorite phrase of EXO's Benben.

"Chicken is not my style."

not my style by yeollikeabuffalo February 20, 2014

Not My Bag 

To not be of someone's 'thing,' interest, taste or expertise. A polite way of saying that you have no interest whatsoever in what is being suggested or discussed. Can also be used in admitting ignorance of a certain subject.

Compare 'bag' to cup of tea. Perhaps derived from 'bag of tea.'

1. Guy: Want to come to the body building show with me this Sunday?
Gal: Uh, no, that's not my bag.

2. Fellow: Do you know any jazz clubs around here?
Buddy: Sorry, that's not really my bag.

Not My Bag by audiomasochist October 28, 2013

not my daughter, you bitch! 

the most awesome quote from harry potter and the deathly hallows (book 7), when mrs. weasley takes on bellatrix lestrange and kills her for trying to take on her only daughter, ginny. quite possibly the best/ most badass quote in the series.

not my daughter, you bitch! ~Mrs. Weasley

not my daughter, you bitch! by emmkkkayyyyy August 6, 2007

not my rodrick 

The New Rodrick Heffley Actor Portrayed by Charlie Wright the Corn Flake, Soccer Mom, Edna. A Meme tag Known as #NotMyRodrick Has been flooding The Internet. We Don't Want a drug addict playing Rodrick! We want our hot daddy Devon

NOT MY RODRICK

not my rodrick by _spamiinq_ March 30, 2017

not my table

“Not my table” is an idiom that comes from the service industry meaning “not my business” or “not my problem”. Used originally by waitresses to tell beckoning customers in other sections that they were not that waitress’s problem.

Made popular by “Rick and Morty” S3, Ep6
See also “my name’s Paul, and this shit’s between y’all”

When my lyounger sister asked me to bail her boyfriend out of jail because tomorrow is his birthday I replied “Sorry sis, not my table”.

not my table by John Westley Hardly April 19, 2018