let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet by Sqrxz July 6, 2015

a not dick 

The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all

Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."

a not dick by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016

Forget-Me-Not-Dick 

When a girl needs a dick to forget about another dick.

Sydney just needs a Forget-Me-Not-Dick so she can forget about Chad.

Forget-Me-Not-Dick by ThatOneWeirdGuy57 February 15, 2025

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard 

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick. 

An abbreviation for Heterosexual Men, Bisexual, and Lesbians feelings towards female Genitalia.

Paige: You see that girl over there, well she's a lesbian.
Sam: Oh so you're saying, she's DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick... Cool, good to know.

DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick. by pagina526 March 12, 2011

Not destroy dick december 

it’s literally not destroy dick december. thats fake

“destroy dick december is fake”
“yeah! it’s Not destroy dick december”

Not destroy dick december by kittykat<33! November 29, 2021

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016